I spied Ron making dinner...
I couldn't believe it either, so I went in for a closer look.
After the Packers won the Super Bowl Ron dug out some buried treasure that he keeps around for who knows what reason. So he can put it on his head when they win the Super Bowl even though he doesn't even like them, apparently. But you know what, I agree. A big hunk of mystery material shaped like cheese absolutely deserves some space in a teeny 1-bedroom apartment.
Ron: What's that say?
Me: Expired. We should throw it out.